When You’re Sitting in Your Chevy…
I guess moms aren’t supposed to laugh at the diarrhea song. I really guess we’re not supposed to let kids make up new lyrics, either.
I admit I’m not always the best mom. Sometimes, I make quite obvious mistakes, but none so amusing as teaching my kids the diarrhea song.
It all started with a simple, “When you’re sitting in your Chevy…“ and got really side splitting funny from there. Except, I’m a grown up. I’m not supposed to laugh at burps and poops and diarrhea songs. Uh, but I do.
This version of the song (courtesy of Sebastian) really caught me off guard, though. Oops. Bad Mommy.
bq. When you do a little dance
and then you S*** your pants
diarrhea
diarrhea
When you’re slidin’ into first
and you feel somethin’ burst…I can’t recall the rest of the verses. I think you should post them!
Posted by on 03/06 at 12:11 PMhttp://www.heyou.net/humor.htm
Posted by Bri on 03/14 at 03:34 AMoh dear, I forgot to teach my kids this song, I’ll get right to it!! :-D
Posted by Desiree on 03/19 at 08:53 AMLMAO! I must have missed this post!
Posted by Tamara on 04/08 at 05:34 PMi love dirahhera. send me a cop of the song to me thank u
Posted by michtell on 04/18 at 10:51 AMthe otha verses r
when ur slidin into two and ur pants r filled with goo
diarrhea diarrhea
when ur slidin into 3rd
and ur feel a big terd
diarrhea diarrhea
when ur slidin into home
and ur pants are filed wit foam
diarrhea diarrheaPosted by becca on 06/24 at 02:53 PMyou are ugly
Posted by me on 06/27 at 08:58 PMHi! I am a mommy as well and we have sang the diarrhea song all day trying to remember what 2nd base was. I even called my little brother who is now in his 30`s to see what it was. So here is one to add to your diarrhea ryhmes, when your sitting on the crapper and you feel something splatter…diarrhea.diarrhea..yea I know we arent suppose to laugh but sometimes we gotta..
Posted by on 07/11 at 11:08 PMwhen mur flyin through the sky and you see a mud pie…DIARRHEA!!! HAHAHAHHAHA
Posted by on 07/25 at 10:24 PMIm 12 but heres one for the moms
When ur hangin with ur daughter and u feel that poo poo water Diarrhea
Posted by Andy on 07/27 at 12:22 AMWHEN YOUR WITH YOUR MUM AND IT COMES OUT OF YOUR BUM. DIARRHEA DIARRHEA
Posted by on 07/28 at 06:26 PMWhen you’re climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter. diarrhea diarrhea
Posted by Kari on 07/31 at 12:35 AMDiarrhea uh uh. Diarrhea uh uh. IT was invented in KOrea by a girl named Maria,
Posted by on 08/29 at 10:05 AMI am no dad,so I am not that bad. I was trying to remember the 2nd base on an eve in September. Came here and decide to add a post to the diarrhea roast.
When you try to sneak a fart and it rips your pants apart. Diarrhea uh uh. Diarrhea uh uh.
When your butt starts to burn and your stomach starts to churn Diarrhea uh uh. Diarrhea uh uh.
Sorry, but I could resist adding something with a sickening twist.
Posted by Pauly on 09/16 at 03:44 AMwhen your sitting on a log and you thought you heard a frog…
Posted by Yaters on 09/18 at 12:12 AMWhen your drivin’ in your Chevy and your feelin’ somethin’ heavy diarrhea, diarrhea
Posted by on 09/24 at 04:24 PMWhen you’re driving down the road and you feel something explode, diarrhea, diarrhea!!
Posted by Ryan on 09/30 at 08:51 AMWhen you’re walking downtown and your pants turn brown, diarrhea, diarrhea.
Posted by on 10/15 at 06:03 AMwhen ur takin a dump and ur body has a sudden jump diarrhea diarrhea
Posted by Cory on 10/17 at 04:12 PMi did the one above
Posted by Cory Moneyheffer on 10/17 at 04:13 PMWhen you’re clippin your nails and your digestive system fails….
Posted by on 10/19 at 11:01 PMwhen your with arlene and u smell something mean…. diarrhea diarrhea
Posted by Mandi on 10/21 at 01:53 PMWhen you are staring at the ceiling, and you’re getting that feeling. Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Posted by on 10/30 at 08:29 PMhey this is soooo great my boyfriend doesn’t find this one bit amusing but i love it… so here’s a few!!!!
when you’re lying in bed and you feel something spread….
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!when you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy terd….
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!Posted by on 10/30 at 10:38 PMWhen you’re sittin’ on a cushion and you really feel it pushin’
Diarrhea!Posted by on 11/04 at 06:16 AM