Soul Food
“Daddy, can I please please please have another fruit snack?“ Sebastian begged after having finished his allotted one.
“Nope. No more tonight, buddy,“ TDO replied calmly.
“Please?“ Sebastian persisted. “I’ll give you my soul. Oh. Wait. Never mind. I already sold it.“
Ah.
Now, you see.. We’ve got a problem. *steeples his fingers* I’m suprised you didn’t teach your kiddo the value of a soul, Lib. Especially somebody elses. The key to getting ahead in life is making deals where you sell the souls of other people that you collect.
I currently only have one Soul, aside from the one I came equipped with. This one soul currently belongs to a Stephan J. Arthur that I grew up with, and through a flippant comment/deal… Am the proud owner of his soul. Should the world turn dire, I now have something valuable to trade with the PTB (Powers That Be) with out having to sacrifice my own soul.
Teach this to the rest of your children. Seb’s already sold his, better check on the others.
Scorp
Posted by on 06/26 at 07:37 AM
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