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Funny Boy

Sebastian was telling jokes at the table during lunch.  That boy cracks me up.

“Why did the hot dog cross the playground?“ he asks with a serious face.

We all take a moment to hmm and haw and finally, “We don’t know, why?“

“To get to the other slide,“ he says before calmly taking a bite of his soup.

As if that weren’t funny enough, Devon asks, “Why a hot dog?  That makes no sense?  Why would a hot dog want to get to a slide?“

Sebastian gave Devon a mock wounded face and shook his head in dismay.  “Hot dogs have feelings, too, you know.“  He continued to eat with a straight face.

He has a promising future as a comedian.

Posted by Mommy on 10/17 at 04:40 PM
 
  1. What do you call a wandering nun?


    A Roamin’ Catholic.

    What’s round and has big, sharp teeth?


    A vicious circle.

    Posted by Fox  on  11/16  at  08:38 PM
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